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5/16/2008 - ACEN 08, baby
I would have posted this sooner, but I did not have access to my FTP to upload the website. D'OH! I'll be at ACEN this whole weekend, sandwiched between the lovely Erica Reis and the lovely Juno Blair B.. I'm a lucky boy, indeed!

2/14/2008 - Happy V-day
THANK GOD. Now that the writer's strike is over, I can FINALLY go back to work on Mana Theater.

Actually, I had some computer troubles there. This computer is getting old and you know how old people are, cranky, inefficient, slow, and cranky. That pretty much describes my desktop at the moment. However, the things that were bogging down my desky are no more and things should be back on track 'round here. Good to know, eh?

So it's Valentine's Day and if you're reading this, you're most likely one of the fans of this comic. So, from me to you, thank you for reading and watching. I love you. You are the best. Thanks for your support and thanks for being here. Happy V-day to you.

2/5/2008 - Celebrate Good Times, Come On!
Happy Pancake Day, everyone. Enjoy some pancakes on me.

New episode should pop up Thursday morning.

1/25/2008 - Awesomer Is A Totally Cromulent Word
More Blog and stuff to come tomorrow. Tonight I dine in hell!

And by "dine" I mean "sleep" and by "hell" I mean "my big new comfy bed."

Episode 287: Back To The Bottle is up and ready to go. This is where I wanted to start up, and you can easily see why.

1/15/2008 - Half an hour. One bag. Plus the gun. I’ll make pancakes.
Well, the response to the site redesign has been mixed. I don't know if I want to go through with it or not. Some people are offering to completely redesign and automate a whole bunch of stuff, and then I'll be completely out of the loop for understanding how to run and maintain my site. I don't know if I want that or not. I think I'll go through with the design as is, and if people hate it, then I'll say screw it.

Here is Episode 286: I Did Not See That Coming. This really isn't where I wanted to pick up the comic. I wish this wasn't where I put it down earlier in the year, but that's the way it went. I actually wanted to start up again with the NEXT episode, but without doing some kind of convoluted thing where this episode is a memory that occurs letter in the story, I couldn't really accomplish that. This episode was kind of necessary, although I do like the non-linear feel that comes from making this a memory that occurs later.

Also, if you didn't know, Carmen over at 9th Elsewhereis celebrating her 5th year running. She's making a move to redesign her site and begin updating pages again, and she could probably use your support. I would send her an email congradulating her and wishing her good luck with her new found commitment. Being an artist, in any respect, is never easy, so take a few seconds to drop her a line and let her know you support her efforts.

1/9/2008 - I Got Into A Fight With The Hole Punch
Hey, do you want to be a part of the website redesign? You need to be a member of the forum, firstly. Then go to this thread and read how you can help out. Please only apply if you have HTML or CSS knowledge. Thanks!

1/8/2008 - Somehow, I Will Blame Comcast
So I come home last night, sit down to make a little update post, and my internet was down. So instead of along winded rant, you get this short little blip. I guess it was lucky for you.

Anyway, those of you using RSS feeds may notice that there is, in fact, a new and improved RSS Feed. Thanks to NGamer01 in my forum for helping me figure out that A.) the old on was broken and B.) how to fix it. Next stop is the site redesign. Once that beast is out of the way, it will be new episodes and DVD numero dos.

1/7/2008 - How The F--k Do I Fill This Out? Telepathy?
I said GAMECOLA, mutha-sucka, do you speak it!?

I did two articles for them this month, one is a review for Zack & Wiki: The Quest For Barbaros' Treasure. It's a good review, you should own that game, hands down. The other is an essential article for Wii Owners. It's called Are You Game? and it's going to tell you which Wii titles you should own, and then give you a measure of your life based on which titles you do own. It's funny, but also accurate. I mean it when I say you should own these titles.

Comment on the articles people, not just mine, but everyones (but espescially mine). The line to flame me starts to the left. My left, not yours.

1/4/2008 - New Year
All right, bitches. It's time for a change around here. Here's the deal.

If you're interested in redesigning the website for a pittance and something to put on your resume, drop me a line. I want to start off funky fresh with a new site design. Someone else was previously working on a redesign for my site, but it fell through so I'm back to square one and I'm completely out of date when it comes to PHP and stuff like that, so I can't do something modern by myself.

The servers are running out of money, The servers have run out of money, so I want you write me an email and tell me what kind of stuff you would buy to support the site. I DO NOT WANT DONATIONS. Yet. I want suggestions on actual things you would purchase, like shirts or coffee mugs or something. Hopefully I can find something that will not only make you happy, but keep what's left of this ship from sinking.

If you're interested in my personal life, you can read my live journal. There's nothing terribly interesting there, but there it is. I plan to use that a bit more regularly for non-websitey stuff. Keep in mind, I don't censor myself there, so there is definitwly NSFW language and possibly even NSFW images.

And there will be more episodes to come.

10/12/2007 - They Cut His Head Off!
Does anyone have a Demonoid invitation code for me? Email me.

Holy Hell, I got 6 invites in a span of less than 4 hours, and I didn't think I would get even one. Damn.

10/10/2007 - Monthly Report
Game Cola, my friends, that's what I'm here to talk about. I'm officially a staff writer, which means I write mostly about staffs, staves, horizontal lines for music, faculties, and occaisionally, staph infections. Now that we've got the pun out of the way, I also write video game reviews, like this one here about Neutopia for the Virtual Console. I also may have something to do with this article, but that is just a rumor, I can neither confirm or deny that. If you read the articles there, RATE AND COMMENT on them, people! It's your patriotic duty as a citizen of [insert your country here].

I also need a game to review for next month. Any suggestions? If anyone says Halo 3 or The Orange Box, I will punch you in the throat. I'll do it. I'm mean and feisty. Rrrr!

Sonic in SSB:Brawl? Is that cool? I guess so. Solid Snake? These seem like such small steps, but maybe that's the key to doing it right, otherwise you just end up with Jump Super Stars.

I'm hoping that the appearence of Lucas in SSB:Brawl will mean that some time EVENTUALLY, more of the Mother incarnations will make it over here. I mean, Ness was one thing, people who owned a SNES probably played Earthbound, so putting him on the N64 SSB wasn't too much of a stretch... putting Ness on the Game Cube SSB:Melee was a bit of a stretch, so in that respect, I'm kind of glad they left him off (if that is indeed the case, Ness' status is still "unknown"). However, it doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense to include a character in an international release title like SSB:Brawl with a character that appeared in only ONE game only one island's worth of people has played before AND make him a starting character. That does not make sense. However, I'm sure I'm not the only one who played SSB:Melee and said, "WTF is a Mr. Game & Watch?" but he was at least an unlockable character.

9/9/2007 - GD Effin' Metroids
Is there any one out there playing Metroid Prime 3: Corruption? Here's the deal. I need about 15 green friend vouchers in order to unlock all the stuff in the game. Now if you're not playing MP3:C, I won't bother to ask why because clearly you have some kind of dibilitating cerebral disease that prevents you from accomplishing the most basic requirements of enjoyment and while I do feel bad for you, it also means you have no idea what I'm talking about. Skip the next paragraph.

If you're playing MP3:C, I'll send you 15 friend vouchers if you'll send me 15 friend vouchers. That way we'll both be able to unlock all the stuff in MP3:C. However, it means you need to have your Wii connected to the internet and we'll have to exchange console codes, and I'm hesitant to do that with weirdos, so weirdos need not apply. So if you meet these 3 criteria (again for review) 1.) Owner of MP3:C with 15 friend vouchers, 2.) Owner of a Wii connected to the internets, and 3.) Not a weirdo, then please send me an email.

In other news, the forum has been fixed and up and running for some time now. Please visit and post about something, anything other than anime.

Lastly, I reviewed a video game for GameCola. Here's my review of Mario Strikers Charged. It ended up being around 1100 words, and when I asked Paul, also known as "THE EDITOR," how long it should be, he said around 500-600, so I kind of blew it on this first one. I'm going to try and see if I can accomplish a grand total of one review every month, but I have no idea how that's going to work out, so maybe the others will turn out better. Plus I might do some other stuff for GameCola which has yet to be determined.

7/9/2007 - Shoot It In The Face
If anyone knows what the hell is wrong with my forum, and maybe knows how to fix it, that would be super, because everything I have tried has failed. I have no idea what's wrong with it, and I will easily bow to someone smarter than me in this regard.

5/22/2007 - Thanks For The Link, Uncle F--ker
I'll be real honest with you guys. The reason I didn't update with a post last night was because of the giant pile of zombie corpses laying at my feet. Observe:



That being said, there might be an episode later today, depending on whether or not the sprites are going to work with me today. Due largely to ACen, Carmen's graduation, Carmen's family staying for a visit, work, and my side project, my buffer of episodes was lost. I hope to use this week to get back on track.

5/17/2007 - Mr. Point Five
Hey, guys, I was hoping you could do a small favor for me. This show I've been watching last year has just gotten cancelled, as of today, but with a big rally for this via online petition, maybe CBS will uncancel it. Here's hoping, right? The number of signatures is exploding, so if you're a fan of the show, I ask that you please sign the Save Jericho On CBS online petition. Thank you for your time.

5/15/2007 - I'm In Ur Field, Picking My Nose
Wow, Anime Central was a blast. Carmen and I had dinner with Chris and Joe over at Alpha Shade on Friday night, because they are two of the coolest guys in the universe. They are very awesome. We were sitting right next to Juno Blair B of Star Cross'd Destiny and her man all weekend, and that was a great treat. Hopefully we'll be next to them in Baltimore at Otakon, because that would be super. Got to stop and talk to Rikki and Tavisha of Studio Tavicat as well as Robert and Emily De Jesus (I'm not sure what link to throw up for them...) again after seeing them in Michigan earlier this year for WizzFest. The four of them are very cool, laid back people, and it's awesome to have met them. Interestingly enough, Robert and I use the same size and style of Wacom tablet. I gave one of my DVDs to the guys at Apple Geeks, just because I thought that would be nice, but I'm sure they thought I was a freak. Also had dinner on Friday and Saturday with the good folks who run Wizzywigs who won't have a chance to see their home for weeks as they travel the country from convention to convention. Also, had some fun talking to Xero Reynolds too.

Also, always great to meet fans. Thank you to everyone who stopped by the table just to chat, I always appreciate it. I hope I didn't leave any one out!

Also, here is the finished Episode 285: Bringing Sethy Back.

Lastly, the first inklings of my new project is out on the web... Will you be the first one to find the website for it? It's out there somewhere...

5/10/2007 - She Won An IPod



I had a choice to make tonight. Put the finishing touches on tonight's episode... Or make little teaser flyers for my new secret project to hand out at Anime Central this weekend. Which one do you think I went with?

If you're at Anime Central this weekend, you will be the first readers privvy to my next project, which I am very excited about.

Also, yesterday, the universe redefined irony by creating a situation where irony upon irony nested within itself, and created irony in diemensions you can't even comprehend let alone spell correctly. I was a witness. I laughed, cried, and bled all at the same time in such a way that if I were any closer to such an irony, my body would have disintegrated from pure irony holiness. In short, irony was redefined. Update your lexicon of choice.

5/8/2007 - Dump Cookie
Hey, check out this video. It's still kind of funny in spite of the fact that the text on the front of the movie spoils the whole damn thing. Seriously, whoever did that, you are a dumbass. So here is my recommendation, push play, gargle for ten seconds while looking away from the screen, and then watch furiously. Or don't. Same spoiler is already all over the webpage. Morons. Still, it's funny.

Come see me and Carmen and a whole f--k full of other people at Anime Central next weekend. I don't know why I am bothering to mention it, if you don't know about Anime Central by now, you're probably not going. If you are going, you probably have better things to do that stop by my table. As a side note, I'm sick of the Anime Central staff always screwing us in one way or another every single year. I'd be more pissed off if they weren't all volunteers.

Monkey Pops. Heh.

Here's Episode 284: A New Journey Roughly Begins. I meant to make this month a vote whore month, but with Carmen graduating college, the con, and all the other crap going on this month, I'm going to barely have time to update reguarly, let alone be a whore. I'll have to work on that for next month.

5/7/2007 - "Get That Bastard!"
Have you ever seen a 57 year old woman get violent while playing a video game? It was my mom's birthday last weekend and it's Mother's Day next weekend, but since my mom was busy last weekend, and we'll be at Anime Central next weekend, we had a combined holiday this Sunday. I brought over Wii Sports so my mom could play Bowling, Tennis, and Wario Ware: Smooth Moves. She got... uhh, really into it. It was cool. Happy Birthday, mom, Happy Mother's Day too. I think she wants her own Wii for Christmas.

5/4/2007 - Gummy Babies
I hate it when I have to come home and use the internet just to understand a bumper sticker I saw on some jackass' car while I was driving home today. The bumper sticker said, "26 + 6 = 1 Ireland." Now, I don't know about you, but the last time I took a math class, it was college level, and basic arithmetic never involved a geographical location. I pondered what this could mean in a variety of ways, ultimately getting nowhere and pissed off, although I did start to wonder what kind of arithmetic defines other countries, like "26 - 4 = 1 France." To be fair, what may have really pissed me off was the other bumper sticker.

"FAILURE is not an option," it said. No kidding! It's not an option, it's a f--king RESULT! Failure is the condition of not achieving a desired level of success in a situation. A level of success requires that a path be chosen and acted upon (or not acted upon as an option), and then comparing the results of those options with a desired outcome. You can't wake up in the morning to look at your daily planner and have failure penciled in at 2:00! Failure is a result of an option, so in that sense, failure really ISN'T an option, but this jackass was not playing a game of semantics with me. Maybe I should get a bumper sticker that says, "SUCCESS is not a crustacean." The intended idea of this bumper sticker was probably some kind of NASA thing or a parroting of Republican nonsense.

Apparently, 26 refers to the original 26 counties of Ireland that seceded from Britian and became known as The Republic of Ireland. The 6 refers to the other six counties that are still part of the UK and make up Northern Ireland. Not to belittle the situation over there, which as I understand it can be summed up in two words, "up" and "f--ked," but is this something that merits a bumper sticker HERE? Bumper stickers have long been a vehicle (haha) for personal opinions on everything political to support of local bands to what I think your opinion smells like, but is this a topic that really needs a bumper sticker in the states? Who the hell even knows what you're talking about? Are you some kind of staunch, dignified, and loyal Irish National who so strongly supports a unified Ireland as the only way to peace in a war torn country that you must proudly put a non-sequitous bumper sticker on your broken down, rusted out s--tbox, even if no one but the occaisional Irish motoroist will understand it? If so, doesn't the GIANT, green shamrock right next to it undermine your point of view and make you look like a pretentious jackass?

5/3/2007 - Chococat Privacy
I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The episode you saw on Tuesday, I secretly referred to it as the "director's cut." You see, I'm the director, and after reviewing it a few times, I chose to cut all the dialogue from it. Yes, Episode 282 had dialogue in it, but I opted to throw all of that out the window. Intrigued? I thought you might be, so for today only, I'm going to post a link to the old version of Episode 282 so you can see what that looked like. Just a fun little glimpse into the world. So feel free to take a quick look at Episode 282: Ye Olde Elder Version and comment on it here.

Also, Please vote for Secret Of Mana Theater. I would greatly appreciate it.

What you came for though, is Episode 283: Death Makes You Cranky.

5/1/2007 - Quality Beef! HAHAHAHA!
Please vote for Secret Of Mana Theater. When I'm more awake, maybe I'll make a button or something. Nothing obnoxious this time, I swear.

Here is Episode 282: Things Left Unsaid. Sorry for the short post tonight, I'm just really tired for some reason. I was rocked too hard by the 2 straight hours of Heroes and Riches maybe. And it's going to be a long week at work.

4/30/2007 - You Don't Know What A Crawdad Is?
New episodes this week, but you knew that, didn't you?

Last Week's Poll of the Week was about Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, which if you don't know by now is coming out for the Wii as a rail shooter. I think the vast majority of you are with me on the skeptical train. Rayman Raving Rabids has a few, cute, plunger-firing, rabid-shooting mini games, but I couldn't imagine playing that mini game ad infinitum without the humor of the rabids. Plus, from what I understand, RE:UC somewhat lacks the ability to choose your own paths, ala House of the Dead, so it looks like what minimum puzzle solving there will be in the game will be a one shot deal. No alternate paths plus no alternate puzzles equals zero replay value. I'm not sure where along the lines the game is in development, but there is still hope. Perhaps in beta testing (or sooner) there will be a grand revelation, and they'll at least take advantage of what other rail shooting designers have already learned before them. Of course, this is to say nothing about how I feel about the deviation of what one would typically come to expect from a title in the RE library. I'll try to stay optimistic about this one, but I won't hold my breath either.

This week's Poll Of The Week is about podcasts. PLEASE, go there to vote and post, I'd really like to hear your opinions on this one.

Oh, and Harry Potter games. Why? The books and movies I understand, completely, but in order to make more games, people have to be buying them in the first place. Who are you people? Why are you doing this? Do I own a game based off of a movie? Let me check. (checking) Okay, I own Celebrity Deathmatch and Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds. Nevermind, close enough, I get it.

4/28/2007 - Where's My F--kin' Submarine?
Tygörz is a force of nature.
Tygörz is a way of life.
Tygörz cannot be defeated.

If you pledge allegiance to Tygörz, Tygörz will honour you.

If you oppose Tygörz, Tygörz will destroy you.


In other news, I can't believe I missed this last October! Some day soon I will own this, I enjoyed the first season too much too not get it, but they play it on MTV2, and who the f--k has that? Or watches that, for that matter!?

4/27/2007 - White Black Boo
A reader has invented a way for me to avoid the horrors of the outdoors while simultaneously watering my lawn. Thanks to Komadori for this image, which I have thrown into the ye olde Fan Arte Bin. If only you all knew how small my "lawn" really is, you'd guffaw at the absurdity of the suggestion. I'd calculate how much square footage my lawn is, but that would involve subtracting the surface area of a circle from a square and adding the surface area of two rectangles, but that is WAAAY too much calculation just to figure it out the surface area of my lawn. Jesus, that was almost too much to type just to describe the problem.

In other news, as I mentioned briefly the other day, Super Paper Mario. WTF is up with me and collecting cards? I still have a literal mountain of Pokemon cards, Buffy cards, and now Zatch Bell cards, and I'm busy collecting collectible cards in a GD video game! Why can't I throw this s--t away!? Or sell it!? Once I quit a card game, I never go back to it. I stopped collecting Pokemon cards after the 4th expansion series (I don't count Base 2), and now it all lives under my bed in a giant storage bin. At least in video game land, the only aggravated damage I take is to my free time, not my pocketbook--

Wait, does anyone even have a pocketbook anymore? Or are they just called purses now? Wait, I don't have a purse! Stop accusing me of such! ... Damage to my free time, and not my CHECKBOOK.

4/24/2007 - Now My Brother, Onward
New episodes will begin on May 1st.

This is for a variety of reasons which I will now discuss, the least of which is because it appeals greatly to my OCD to start on the first of a month. However, I'm going to try and rock BuzzComix in May and make it to first place, so I want to take some extra time to prepare for all that vote whoring I'm going to do. I'm sure you also realize that the next couple of episodes are not only important, but delicate, I think, and I want to make sure they're done well. I'm taking more time with them, so I can watch them and revise them if need be. This also gives me more time to complete more episodes because I didn't get enough of them done on my little vacation.

This is for a variety of reasons which I will now discuss, the least of which is the Cave of 100 Trials in Flopside. Twice. Also because Carmen and I cleaned the house from top to bottom while I had my week off. We threw away tons and tons of crap, we're giving away tons of useful crap to good people, and now there is space to walk around and move again. Plus, the air in here is clean, and that's been helping my respiratory problems, even though the act of cleaning didn't.

Also, I've been growing grass. For those of you who don't know me personally, you don't realize the full magnitude of that statement. Grass is a part "Nature" and we don't mix very well, like oil and bricks. Growing grass on my lawn means I've had to water the lawn by going outside which is not something I normally ever do unless I have to get inside a car. Growing grass means I had to dig up the soil, spread seeds, and mix in plant food. This is all very strange and foreign to me, but Carmen pointed out tiny little grass sproutlings to me yesterday, and it made the work seem worthwhile, although grass should grow faster to appease my sense of instant gratification.

4/16/2007 - I Miss You, I Love You, Veruca
Last week's Poll of the week was a little less cut and dry then I was expecting. The poll was about Live Free or Die Hard, or more commonly known as Die Hard 4. I agree with the 62% who think it's going to suck, even though I would really like it to rock. I'll probably still go see it since the previews I've seen look pretty awesome. I admit it, I'm a sucker for crashing a car into a helicopter.

Another way of asking this question might have been, "are you pessimistic or optimistic?" However, that might not be a good barometer on pessimisn and optimism. Even some of the most bubbley optimists are probably swept away under the continual flood of disappointment that washes down from Mt. Hollywood. At some point, you're going to go back inside and get your galoshes before heading to the theater.

this week's poll of the week is about Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles. I went with a video game RE topic because I think everyone knows Extinction is going to suck. Even if it's not that bad, Apocalypse sucked enough for all three of them. The thing is, I really like playing Rail Shooters but the catch is, I really like playing them IN THE ARCADE, with a pink plastic light gun, for about 15 minutes. So, while I do look at House Of The Dead fondly, I also remember playing it on my PC using my mouse to aim the gun... and that wasn't quite as fun.

Lastly, if you didn't catch it last week, there are no updates this week so I can do a little R&R and build up a little more episode buffer before diving back into the game next week.

4/15/2007 - Which Is It?
A quick update on last nights update after last night.



4/15/2007 - Tac Nuke Fart Witch
Apparently, I have a sign on the door outside my house that says, "Fuggin' Cat Hotel." I'm sitting on the couch, watching The Incredible Mr. Limpet (true story) with Carmen and two friends. And my friend turns to me and says, "hey, you going to let this cat meowing on the back porch inside?" The first thought was, uhhhh, how the f--k did one of our two cats get outside!? I turn on the porch light, and this little chump walks in the door.

Clearly he is domesticated. His teeth are clean, his ears are clean, his fur is soft and clean, he's kind of fat, and he has no qualms about eating biscuits out of a bowl, playing with catnips toys, or taking a nap on the couch in the short 20 minutes he was here. Aside from freaking my two cats out, he's fine and is now sleeping under my bed, and I'm making a flyer to find his home and then send his ass back there.

Also, I'm going to try and grow some grass on my lawn. Something the landscapers have been unable to do.

So far, the cat has bitten Carmen twice. Once on the hand, and one on top of her head. So you would understand better, I made a diagram:



4/12/2007 - Who Will Shed One Tear For The Tuna Fish?
Today's episode is the reason that I'm taking a break next week. These last two episodes practically killed me. I've probably told you how much goes into a battle episode, then I did it twice, not to mention the lasers. If I never animate another f--king laser in my life, it will be too GD soon.

And so, Episode 281: Your Savior Is An Ass.

However, I would be curious to know which eyeball had a higher accuracy with those lasers, if one of you crazy guys and/or gals wants to figure that out.

4/10/2007 - Monkey V. Chestnut
I've been debating whether or not I should take a week off this week or next week. Either way, I will be taking a week off to build up my buffer a little bit and because I've busted my humps (my lovely pixel humps) working on them. I just want a little break, and I figure taking a regular break is probably a good idea to prevent burnout.

Pro's - A week off now sounds better than a week off later. Leaving you in suspense for a whole week longer is more enjoyable for me.

Con's - I didn't announce the week off before now, so taking it now is kind of chumpy. Viewers will be more content after next week to wait.

So, for your sake, I'll take a week off next week. Some of you knew this would be coming, I guess I can't surprise you at every turn, but are there any among you who can't say I threw you some hella curve balls these last 5 weeks? Enjoy Episode 280: Screwed. Hahaha, that makes me laugh.

4/9/2007 - Reddi-Whip Is Not Ghetto Whip
I'm guessing that last weeks's poll of the week responses to "from this list, what would you name two guinea pigs?" are largely irrelevant because you cannot tell the two guniea pigs apart. They look exactly the same, so names that distinguish one from the other couldn't possibly matter, but they are both ugly, so I think Ugly and Fugly is still most appropriate. However, Hank and Dean won out, and I'm guessing because those names are the most recognizable. And who doesn't love the V-Brothers? This week's poll involves a movie. A good one? A bad one? You decide... without really knowing anything about it. Just a 2 minute teaser trailer. If that much.

Have you ever wanted to make a really tiny pancake? Like the size of a nickel? Well, go nuts.

4/8/2007 - Lilypads Burn In Lava
How funny would it be if Seth was resurrected today in an episode? Happy Easter to you all.



4/5/2007 - The End.
I can hear what you're thinking,
All your doubts and fears,
And if you look in my eyes, in time you'll find,
The reason I'm here.

And in time all things shall pass away,
In time, you may come back someday.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.

You know your days are numbered,
Count them one by one,
Like notches in the handle of an outlaw's gun.
You can outrun the devil, if you try,
But you'll never outrun the hands of time.

In time there surely, come a day
In time all things shall pass away,
In time you may come back some say.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, [Episode 279:] Your Time Will Be No More.

I can hear what you're thinking.


Mark Collie. In Time.


4/3/2007 - Catherine
Lo, there was Episode 278: Rejected From The Heavens. I don't have much to say about this episode, it speaks for itself. It's a transition, but informative.

Can someone PLEASE show me how to play this F--KING GAME!?!? I can get as far as reading the book, and grabbing a paltry TWO items, but beyond that, I'm boned. Just had a major breakthrough in the game. Whoa, blew the doors wide open.

Also, this is pretty cool. Tiles are what you might call "analog pixels."

4/2/2007 - Momma, Don't Let Your Piggies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
I'm so exhausted. All the driving this weekend, and all the people to meet, fans and atists, and the Pig Lady. I need a vacation from my weekend.

Last week's poll was kind of a no brainer. I think God of War 3 will be on PS3, unless they're planning to release it in the very near future, like this next quarter, but I highly doubt that. PS3 needs everything they can to start getting units sold. If you're a God of War fan, you've probably already seen this, but I'm posting the link just in case you haven't. Don't know what it is? Me neither, but we'll find out soon enough. This week's poll is a little more esoteric, I'm curious to see who will get a 4 out of 4 on the somewhat obscure references.

And now... sleep.





Secret of Mana and all of the associated materials are copyrighted by Square. All other content is owned by me, 2002-2007.
If you don't like that, well, then that's just too darn bad. I didn't make the rules, I just play by them.